iNotSick
Steve Jobs has hormone imbalance, will remain CEO
So, all that concern about the rapid weight loss and health of Apple CEO Steve Jobs was a little bit misdirected. You see, Steve Jobs isn’t necessarily sick sick, he just has a hormone imbalance that’s causing him to drop weight. Hormone Imbalance? This is perfect fodder for Microsoft. Too much Apple can turn you into a menopausal woman.
“Geez Gary, what’re you on your period?”
“No, I just got an iPod Shuffle.”
As an Apple product user, I’m a little bit concerned.
2 Responses to “iNotSick”
January 5th, 2009 saat: 7:10 pm
Considering the number of Apple products I own, I should have a full head of hair and tits by Thursday.
January 6th, 2009 saat: 10:11 am
I need to figure out a way to explain crabs in a similar fashion.
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