Comedian Josh Goguen

Archive for February, 2009

I got next.

Somehow, I’m my son’s little brother.   Yesterday, I decided I could treat myself to a copy of Street Fighter IV. It’s a great game from what I’ve played so far, which isn’t much because my 2 year old kid thinks it’s a great game too.    I made the mistake of handing him the [...]

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Not everything is…

I’m really tired of people who see phallic symbols in everything. They see it in telephone poles, buildings, pencils. Anything that is taller than it is wide, it’s got to be symbolic of male genitals. What makes these people so consumed with them that they see it everywhere?  Ever think a worm is a worm and not some [...]

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Black History on Nickelodeon

Nick Jr. is the name for the little kids version of Nickelodeon. Nick Jr. is Dora the Explorer and Wonder Pets. These are the kind of shows that attract my kid.   Nick Jr. has short cartoons during the breaks for black history month. They’re pretty good in that they’re well done and are interesting. [...]

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MySpace on the brain.

Social websites harm children’s brains: Chilling warning to parents from top neuroscientist   This might be one of those which came first the chicken or the retarded teenager things, but according to this neuroscientist, Susan Greenfield, social networking is ruining the minds of kids.  I don’t know if I completely believe that sites like Twitter are actually [...]

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Robert Dean the inglorious bastard.

I’m not the type of comic who tapes ever single second of every single time I’m on stage. Unless I have a purpose, I rarely even bring a camera let along hit record. Last night, my mind might have been changed.   Robert Dean, Neil Constantine and I hit a couple mics. The first one, [...]

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Life running out of characters

I’m a big fan of The Simpsons. I have been since day one. After 20 plus years of watching this show, I honestly can’t imagine being with out it. I know it’s not as good as it used to be, but I don’t care, it’s one of the most constant things in my life. That’s [...]

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This is why you’re fat.

I have to share this with as many people as I can.    I follow the 80-20 rule when it comes to eating. 80% of the time I eat healthy and 20% of the time, I try to kill myself with food. The fine people at This is why you’re fat are amazing. They post [...]

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Goguen vs Sabo: UFC 95

Some of the people who read my blog poke fun at the fact that I post my fight picks along with my friend Steve Sabo’s. I know it’s out of fun, so that doesn’t bother me, but for those who wonder silently, I’ll explain.   My site is to promote me as a stand-up comedian, [...]

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1 guy 1 cup 1 radio reaction

Some video from a Lunatic Radio Show where I convince weak stomached Kieran to watch 1 guy 1 cup.  

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