This is a story of two friends, Tony and Dave. Tony spent all his cash, but Dave like to save. Tony would buy new cars and he’d buy new TVs. He bought a big house. He even bought an RV. Dave on the other hand lived quite a different way. He invested in [...]
On last night’s Lunatic Radio, we interviewed the biggest chauvinist in America, Dick Masterson. For some strange reason, out of all the “Men Are Better Than Women” things he said, what I found most interesting was about blogging. He was given a piece of advice from a very popular internet writer, Maddox, which was basically to blog [...]
Thanks to Yahoo, my attention was drawn to a few quick “What Men Think” type pieces in Glamour online. These magazines are infuriating to me because they feature articles written by women that supposedly illuminate what goes on in the male. I have to wonder if any men are ever consulted on these because they’re [...]
Well, it seems that this economic stimulus bill will sail thru and there’s no doubt that President Obama will sign it. I think this thing will be a huge disaster because I don’t trust government solutions. If history is any way to predict the future, we can look to FDR’s policies during the Great Gepression [...]
If you can, watch this trailer for “Confessions of a Shopaholic” that is coming out tomorrow. Okay, what is that? Is it a drama? Is it a musical where they forgot to include the songs? I’m only asking because clearly it isn’t a comedy. Comedies are supposed to make you laugh [...]
Enough with the woman with the litter of babies. Okay, she’s got a lot of kids. Okay, she’s unmarried and lives with her parents. Okay, she already had a lot of kids before being inseminated. Stop talking about her. Every time this woman is talked about in the news, someone always says that she’s just [...]
Okay, how about we go with first things first? That’s why they’re called first things, because they go first. Is anyone surprised that Alex Rodriguez was on steroids? His last name is Rodriguez for crying out loud! See what I did there? I’m pretending to be racist as a cheap joke and it’s damned effective. [...]
I wasn’t going to talk about Michael Phelps getting caught smoking pot. I’m sure you know that I don’t care about either Phelps or what he inhales. I heard something the other night on Geraldo’s show that really irritated me. A woman actually said that the children look up to Phelps. Really? What children [...]
My friend Doug writes and draws one of the funniest “comic books” I’ve ever seen, Arsenic Lullaby. I put “comic book” in quotes because Arsenic Lullaby isn’t what I would consider a typical comic. It’s something I would shove at someone who says they don’t like comic books because it’s not some ridiculous hero in [...]
Lately, I’ve been stuck on a question that I think could provide a bit more peace and centeredness to me. What does it mean to be a human being? It may seem like a strange thing to think about, considering that I am a human. Suppose that I was not. If I were an [...]
