Comedian Josh Goguen

Archive for April, 2009

School Days

The more I think about it, the more excited I get about my son going to school. It’s not so much that I want him out of the house already, but I can’t help but get excited to plant in his head the questions I wish I had asked when I was a kid. A [...]


Shut up Hannity

I was flipping through the channels the other night and wound up on Fox News because Fox tends to have very attractive women talking. It was Hannity’s show and it was him and these two women talking about how President Obama released some of the interrogation memos and whether or not it was a good thing [...]


Yeah, we know. We just don’t care.

I’ve been reading Bret Hart’s book “Hitman: My Real Life in the Cartoon World of Wrestling” and am nearly finished. I have to say it is amazingly good if you’re a fan of pro wrestling. If you’re not a fan, spare me your holier than thou garbage.
For some reason, the question is still being asked. [...]


Shut up you whiney do-gooder

Thanks to a friend of mine, I’m not aware of a website called: PEOPLE WHO SIT IN THE DISABILITY SEATS WHEN I’M STANDING ON MY CRUTCHES.
 
I could have gone my entire life with out seeing this douchebag’s website. You see, in New York the public transit has priority seating for people who are elderly or have [...]


Goguen vs Sabo: UFC 98

UFC 98 is this weekend which means it’s time for fight picks by two comedians that most people couldn’t care less about. By that I mean the fights and the comedians.
 
Both Steve and I were way off on our picks for UFC 97. 
 
Steve: 46 - 25 (10 perfect picks)
Josh: 43 - 28 (10 perfect picks)
 
This [...]


You’re inspired?

I’m a little sick of this Susan Boyle video. You know, the middle aged British woman who was on Britan’s Got Talent who sang a song really well. If you haven’t seen it yet, here a link.
 
 
Now, I’m not sick of her. I think she did a great job singing a song. Clearly she’s a [...]


Goguen vs Sabo: UFC 97

Steve: 42 - 17 (10 perfect picks)

Josh: 38 - 21 (10 perfect picks)
 
UFC 97  looks like a really good card. Not only do we get to see arguably the best pound for pound fighter in the world in Anderson Silva, but Chuck Liddell vs. Shogun Rua could headline the PPV. I’ll be in New Jersey [...]


Yahoos’ Questions

I’ve got a new fascination. It’s Yahoo! Answers. If you’re unfamiliar, basically this is a place where people can post a question, any question, and other people can then provide answers. Then, once the answer period is over, a best answer is selected.
 
I’m absolutely stunned at just how stupid people are. I feel like the [...]


H20

If I asked you if you had any suggestions on drinking more water, what would you possibly say? I know I’d probably say something like, “Just carry water with you and drink it.”
 
Well, I’m a moron apparently because an article by Intent published on Yahoo has a whopping 9 tips on how to drink more [...]


Tournament Results

Well, after weeks of trying to get down to 159 in order to make the light weight division of a local Jiu Jitsu tournament, I made it. The last day sucked because I was water and food restricting. It was a long but not terribly difficult task and I think the worst part was having [...]