Comedian Josh Goguen

Archive for May, 2009

ARSENIC LULLABY: OMEGA

I’m not much of a comic book fan. The few things I do read are because they’re funny. In my opinion, the funniest book out there right now has been Arsenic Lullaby by Douglas Paszkiewicz. It’s some extraordinarily dark humor that I was introduced to several years ago and continue to enjoy.
 
Thanks to the creation of MySpace (one [...]


Twitter vs Kutcher

Twitter is in talks to do a reality show and they’re not really revealing much about what they’ll do, but it’s got two of the most irrelevant celebrities around, Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore, in a bit of a tizzy.
 
 
Ashton Kutcher, is someone who I can’t stand in such a way that anything he’s involved [...]


Comedy isn’t all Ha-Ha.

I had to share this video. Comedian Joel Sanders has a very bad night in Johnson City, TN. 
 
Enjoy.
 


Do you even know what a dog is?

This is rapidly becoming old news, but I just heard it the other night and it’s really bugging me.
 
NPR’s “Wait, Wait, Don’t Tell Me” recently had White House advisor David Axelrod on to chat about some things. The guy made a joke about naming the White House dog. He said that as far as his input [...]


Xtreme Forced Diet™

What would you say if I told you I could help you lose weight? I’m serious, I can make it happen. You’d get personal attention and put on a proven plan to help you lose that weight. 

Not convinced? Well, why would you be, I haven’t said anything yet. 
 
Here’s what will happen. After consultation, my plan [...]


Acai Berry Annoys Me.

Somehow the “new” super food, acai berry is being made into a magical fruit. I’ll give that it’s probably a great source of vitamins and nutrients, but by no means is this thing the cure all that some people are claiming it to be. It won’t make you younger, it won’t make you thinner, it [...]


Google, anyone???

Google is by far the most influential name on the internet. Google has changed so much from searching for information, mapping, even their e-mail service is impressive. Hey, my little internet browser has a little input box so I can access Google’s search with out visiting Google first. Yep, Google certainly is huge and it [...]


Like I’m watching a movie.

Lately, I’ve been watching the news as if it weren’t real. I don’t mean in the way that I don’t believe the “threat” from swine flu isn’t real. I mean, no matter what the news is, I just watch like it’s a movie and none of it will have any effect on anyone I know, [...]


Skinny Idiots

There’s so many diet books out, it’s staggering. Hell, even Randy Jackson has one. Yes, the American Idol judge, Randy Jackson. Has anyone looked at that guy and thought, “Now there’s a man who’s got his finger on the secret to health.”?
 
Even with the mountains of books with conflicting plans, there’s one that sticks out [...]


So I Don’t Need It.

I spent the past week fairly computer free. I only checked my e-mail a couple of times, but for the most part, I was free.
No checking news sites and surprise surprise, I missed nothing. Swine flu? Yeah, I’ve heard that before.
No MySpace, Facebook, Twitter or any other social networking. I didn’t feel less sociable. In [...]