Comedian Josh Goguen

Posts Tagged ‘bitching’

Check yourself out.

I love self-checkout lines. I like when a business says, you know what, the customer can do this.

Remember when fast food restaurants let you get your own soda? Here’s your cup, go to town. Great, now I’m in control. I can determine the amount of ice. I can mix and match the sodas if I [...]


It’s about food, but not just…I think.

What does food have to do with everything else? I’ll explain in a moment, but first let get this out.

Ever drive by a restaurant over and over again and start to get a hankering for it?

Yeah, me too. There’s this little place in Wind Gap called JR’s Smokehouse that I’ve been driving by for the [...]


A Little Advice for the Moms

Last Wednesday I dropped my wife off at the airport so she could fly to California and take part in the upcoming Richard Simmons DVD and infomercial. She was a hit on QVC with him and they wanted to bring her in for this project (I won’t get in to how much it bothers me [...]


Lazy is an Art

Just read an article called 20 Lazy Ways to Save Money and it’s clear to me that the author doesn’t understand exactly what lazy means. I think part of the problem is this was written by a woman, and while I appreciate that we do live in an era where women are allowed to read [...]


I’ll stick with 2 D’s please

Hollywood is looking to 3-D to be the next big wave in the movie theater experience. If you’ve noticed, a lot more movies have coming out have 3-D versions which are really just  away to squeeze a few extra bucks out of the viewer. Does it really enhance the experience?

“Hey, that irrelevant object in [...]


Pulling it Back

I realized yesterday that I need to make a few changes and they seem to be intertwined into one solution. Spend less time on the internet!

When the internet first came about for the average person to access, it was touted as being one of the greatest advancements in human history. Imagine the ability to access [...]


Twitter vs Kutcher

Twitter is in talks to do a reality show and they’re not really revealing much about what they’ll do, but it’s got two of the most irrelevant celebrities around, Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore, in a bit of a tizzy.
 
 
Ashton Kutcher, is someone who I can’t stand in such a way that anything he’s involved [...]


Yahoos’ Questions

I’ve got a new fascination. It’s Yahoo! Answers. If you’re unfamiliar, basically this is a place where people can post a question, any question, and other people can then provide answers. Then, once the answer period is over, a best answer is selected.
 
I’m absolutely stunned at just how stupid people are. I feel like the [...]


You’re saying it wrong. pt. 1

I’ve heard a couple phrases said wrong recently by several different people. I guess someone hears the old saying being uttered incorrectly and then passes it along exactly the same as they’ve just heard it.  
 
Here’s the two that are bothering me right now:
 
“You catch more bees with honey than with vinegar.”
 
Bees? The correct insect is [...]


Just take me to the movie!

I have so little patience now, I’m starting to get worried about how I’ll be in 20 years. My latest frustration, DVDs.
 
When I put in a DVD, for the love of God, can I just get to the main menu? No, of course not. I have to sit thru previews, commercials, PSA’s and other nonsense that [...]