Comedian Josh Goguen

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Cuddle Party Time! What’d you think I was saying?

The economy can’t be that bad when I see a story about how cuddle parties are becoming popular. What does that have to do with the economy? If you want to become a cuddle party facilitator it’ll cost you $500 for a session in basic skills and [...]


Go Team Go

Last Friday, a couple guys from The  EDGE’s Jersey school competed in the cage at the WKU Warrior Challenge. Both guys school dominated their fights. The Pennsylvania EDGE was also supposed to be represented, but the opponent didn’t show up and the fight got scrapped from the card. I don’t doubt we would have gone 3-0 had [...]


Coconut Conclusion

So, this is the end of the coconut oil experiment. Seeing as I wrote about it earlier, I should probably have some sort of conclusion. I really don’t have much to say that I haven’t already. I still notice elevated energy levels that are most apparent after a hard workout.

I also experienced a 3 pound [...]


Ha Ha, Fffffff- part. 2

A little more on the whole Perez Hilton vs. Will.I.Am thing. Perez has learned a valuable lesson in cause and effect. He’s issued an apology for his decision to not walk away.

He’s been going on and on about how violence is never the answer. A lot of people say that, usually it’s the person getting [...]


Ruffles have Ridges…eww.

This is a completely weird story on so many levels.

Oklahoma City woman trades sex for case of chips.

To summarize the story, a guy is looking for sex with a prostitute. He doesn’t have any money, so he gets the brilliant idea to offer her a $30 box of Frito-Lay chips. I can’t tell if I [...]


Ha Ha, Fffffff-

People are confusing and double standards are abound. Today is a day that the news makes me smile.
Perez Hilton says he was punched by Black Eyed Peas’ manager!

Oh, no, no, these are tears of joy that I’m wiping away.
For those of you fortunate enough to not know who Perez Hilton is, he’s a celebrity gossip [...]


Goguen vs. Sabo: TUF 9

Before you go, “UGH, I don’t care about these UFC posts,” let me just encourage you to check out Joe Rogan’s stand-up special that immediately follows The Ultimate Fighter Finale tonight. Joe’s comedy is amazingly smart and it’s fun to watch the guy work. I’m probably just as excited, if not more to see his [...]


Chubby people, rejoice!

A Japanese study has shown that people who are a little overweight live longer than skinny people. That’s something that other studies have shown, but the surprise comes in the fact that it’s a whopping six to seven year difference.

“Main reasons for the shorter lifespans of skinny people were believed to include their heightened vulnerability [...]


Noah’s Gay Ark

Hey, Josh, you hate science right?

No, I actually like science. I hate how it’s used to push agendas, political opinions, and slam people with differing opinions. A lot of this falls on the reporting of science. Here’s an example from this week:

Same-Sex Behavior Found in Nearly All Animals

Now, I will say up front that [...]


Who was right?

David Letterman explains himself to critics regarding the Palin jokes. Dave clearly says that the daughter jokes were intended to be about the 18 year old. Now, this means that either I was right about Dave or he reads my blog. At least, I’m pretending because I’m aware that this was shot the day before [...]