Cuddle Party Time! What’d you think I was saying?
The economy can’t be that bad when I see a story about how cuddle parties are becoming popular. What does that have to do with the economy? If you want to become a cuddle party facilitator it’ll cost you $500 for a session in basic skills and [...]
A little more on the whole Perez Hilton vs. Will.I.Am thing. Perez has learned a valuable lesson in cause and effect. He’s issued an apology for his decision to not walk away.
He’s been going on and on about how violence is never the answer. A lot of people say that, usually it’s the person getting [...]
This is a completely weird story on so many levels.
Oklahoma City woman trades sex for case of chips.
To summarize the story, a guy is looking for sex with a prostitute. He doesn’t have any money, so he gets the brilliant idea to offer her a $30 box of Frito-Lay chips. I can’t tell if I [...]
People are confusing and double standards are abound. Today is a day that the news makes me smile.
Perez Hilton says he was punched by Black Eyed Peas’ manager!
Oh, no, no, these are tears of joy that I’m wiping away.
For those of you fortunate enough to not know who Perez Hilton is, he’s a celebrity gossip [...]
David Letterman explains himself to critics regarding the Palin jokes. Dave clearly says that the daughter jokes were intended to be about the 18 year old. Now, this means that either I was right about Dave or he reads my blog. At least, I’m pretending because I’m aware that this was shot the day before [...]
In New York City, if you go into a McDonald’s or just about any other big name fast food restaurant, you’ll notice by every menu item is a calorie count. It’s there because it’s the law, and it might soon be the law for the rest of the country.
This is only the first step. I [...]
There’s a whipped up controversy about David Letterman making a joke about Sarah Palin’s daughter. I do have a problem with it, but first, let’s look at the joke.
“One awkward moment for Sarah Palin at the Yankee game, during the seventh inning, her daughter was knocked up by Alex Rodriguez.”
Okay, so clearly this is a [...]
11-Year-Old Graduates From LA Community College
Okay, cool for him, but I did two years of community college, in some ways it was easier than high school. For this Taiwanese-Israeli boy, it should have been a breeze.
“Pre-teen could probably beat you up, too”
Care to lay some money on that? I don’t care how loud a kid yells [...]
I’m not much of a comic book fan. The few things I do read are because they’re funny. In my opinion, the funniest book out there right now has been Arsenic Lullaby by Douglas Paszkiewicz. It’s some extraordinarily dark humor that I was introduced to several years ago and continue to enjoy.
Thanks to the creation of MySpace (one [...]
Twitter is in talks to do a reality show and they’re not really revealing much about what they’ll do, but it’s got two of the most irrelevant celebrities around, Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore, in a bit of a tizzy.
Ashton Kutcher, is someone who I can’t stand in such a way that anything he’s involved [...]
