I stumbled upon one of those stupid sites that basically just lists stuff. A list of lists where lists are temptingly clickable. Usually they’re disappointing. Those 10 amazing photos are really two pretty good ones and eight mediocre photoshops. This one caught my eye: 10 More Unsolved Mysteries of the World The whole article is a [...]

Sure, here, but also at Cringe Humor. The guys at Cringe Humor have been more than great to me. I’ve been booked on their shows. They’ve introduced me to some cool people. Perhaps more importantly, they’ve given me a space on their site to write, and while I may contribute, I don’t feel like I’m [...]

Did you know you can overdose on over the counter drugs? Well you can. Now, I’m not suggesting if you’re suicidal that you take a half a bottle of melatonin, a couple aspirin, and a bunch of Flintstone vitamins and as you passive aggressively call your ex-girlfriend to tell her. That would be silly. Who [...]

I already have an idea to make money when I’m an old man. It’ll be called “Happy Acres Farm”. I’m going to get a rickety old pickup truck. It’ll be a bit rusty and the gears will grind when you shift. In the back will be an old basset hound that just sleeps except for [...]

Yes, I’m still planning on phasing these things out. I’m thinking about the New Years fight card being the last time I’ll post a UFC prediction post. I have some ideas for what I’d like to do. One of those things is doing some road dates with Steve and we can just talk about fights [...]

Remember 15 years ago when you could buy a soda, twist off the cap and underneath it would tell you that you just won a free soda? How about going to a fast food place and having some movie tie-in peel off thing on your container of fries that, if you were lucky, could instantly [...]

Other than UFC predictions, I haven’t written much lately. Sorry. Most of my friends who read my blog tend to not care about MMA, so as far as they’re concerned, I haven’t been writing anything for a very long time. I’ve had a lot of things on my mind, most of which are things that [...]

So, I had a birthday. I don’t care much for adults celebrating birthdays. I started writing a bit about that when Rob told me it was similar to a Patton Oswalt bit; I dropped it. I just listened to the bit, it’s not similar enough, so the pen is back on paper. Suck it Rob! [...]

Is there a better search engine than Google? I ask because I’ve relied on Google for pretty much everything I’m looking for. Usually, it’s great. Occasionally, Google is of no help. I do search for odd things at times, so I kind of understand it, but I can’t possibly be the only person who thinks [...]

I love self-checkout lines. I like when a business says, you know what, the customer can do this. Remember when fast food restaurants let you get your own soda? Here’s your cup, go to town. Great, now I’m in control. I can determine the amount of ice. I can mix and match the sodas if [...]