Twitter is in talks to do a reality show and they’re not really revealing much about what they’ll do, but it’s got two of the most irrelevant celebrities around, Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore, in a bit of a tizzy.
 
 
Ashton Kutcher, is someone who I can’t stand in such a way that anything he’s involved [...]

Howie Mandel has been hospitalized with an irregular heartbeat. From what I understand, his treatment will happen in two waves.
 
The first wave will be a goofball who’s dressed like a doctor and will bumble around. He’ll spit clean the IV needle before inserting it and “accidently” put a rectal thermometer into Howie’s mouth.  Then when [...]

I’m sure everyone’s heard now about the cute little Chinese girl who performed the anthem at the opening ceremonies was really lip synching to the voice of another Chinese girl. The real singer was deemed not attractive enough to do the song. I’m hearing about what an outrage it is that they pulled this bit [...]

If you’re offended by something in a movie, shut your mouth. Tropic Thunder has gotten way too much free coverage because of it’s offensiveness.
 
First it was the Robert Downey Jr. character who is in “blackface”. If you’ve payed any attention to the movie’s promo, you know that they are making fun of the serious actors [...]

Vern Troyer, you know, the little guy from Austin Powers, has had a sex tape stolen and I’m praying that it will be released. This is one of those rare instances in which those questions we all have would be answered.
 
“How does he…?”
“How big is his…?”
“Well, does she have to…?”
“Do you think he uses…?”
 
BOOM! Answered [...]

Now the actors might strike?
 
I understand that Hollywood, especially the actors, think they are extremely important. What would we do with out their shitty movies or bad TV? I don’t know either. Wait, didn’t we already do this?
 
Here’s the deal, there are so many talented yet unknown actors in this country, you could fire every [...]

How was You Don’t Mess With the Zohan the number two movie this past week? Don’t you know Adam Sandler is trying to end his movie career and you’re not letting him. When someone says they made a movie about an Israeli commando who wants to be a New York hairstylist, you treat them like [...]

I was reading yet another one of these short interviews with a comedic actor in which every answer to a question he’s asked is some off the wall, wacky thing that’s completely meaningless. I wonder if they even interview these people or if someone writes goofy answers to questions and slap a celebrity’s name on [...]