Comedian Josh Goguen

Posts Tagged ‘Diet’

Coconut Conclusion

So, this is the end of the coconut oil experiment. Seeing as I wrote about it earlier, I should probably have some sort of conclusion. I really don’t have much to say that I haven’t already. I still notice elevated energy levels that are most apparent after a hard workout.

I also experienced a 3 pound [...]


Xtreme Forced Diet™

What would you say if I told you I could help you lose weight? I’m serious, I can make it happen. You’d get personal attention and put on a proven plan to help you lose that weight. 

Not convinced? Well, why would you be, I haven’t said anything yet. 
 
Here’s what will happen. After consultation, my plan [...]


Skinny Idiots

There’s so many diet books out, it’s staggering. Hell, even Randy Jackson has one. Yes, the American Idol judge, Randy Jackson. Has anyone looked at that guy and thought, “Now there’s a man who’s got his finger on the secret to health.”?
 
Even with the mountains of books with conflicting plans, there’s one that sticks out [...]


BMI Babies

Here’s a shot story from Fox News that bothers me concerning children’s weight.
 
Some Massachusetts health officials have decided it’s a good idea to require BMI measurements to be sent home to parents. These measurements will be done and reported starting with kids in 1st grade and continue up to 10th grade. 
 
Starting to address their weight [...]


Fat Head Movie

I just watched a great new movie about what can happen if you eat nothing but fast food for a month called Fat Head. Wait, didn’t someone do that years ago and call it something else? Yes, but this movie is a bit different. See, the premise is the same with a slight twist. What [...]


Diet Scamming

I just watched a video about an Acia Berry scam where these companies send you a free trial but wind up sending you bottle after bottle of this stuff and charge you hundreds of dollars and don’t give you a chance to cancel. Kind of like how Girls Gone Wild sends you video after video [...]


Number 1 Resolution Part 2: Eating

If you want to see results towards your New Years resolution of losing weight, diet is going to be 80% of the formula. Exercise all you want, if your eating isn’t right, you won’t see the difference. Sure, you’ll feel stronger or have more endurance, you’ll even see a change in body composition, [...]


18% on soda?

I just watched this stiff douche lend his support for the proposed 18% tax on sugary drinks as a means to help curb the obesity epidemic. Watch as he tries to be as entertaining as Sham Wow guy. My favorite line is, “Of course, we if we keep drinking the same amount of soda [...]


Number 1 resolution Part 1

In honor of the number one New Year’s resolution, lose weight, I’m going to use my next few blogs to address some things I’ve learned about it over the last few years. Today, I’ll give you a little background.
 
I was a fat kid growing up. While not the biggest kid in school, I was picked [...]