Comedian Josh Goguen

Posts Tagged ‘friends’

Bf’nFFs

I read this article about the end of the best friend for kids. I expected it to be about how technology is making children more broadly social, but no. It’s about adults who think they know better than nature, trying to make children just be friends with everybody.

Why do adults have to ruin everything? [...]


Sorry, you didn’t make the team.

I’m wasting too much time on Facebook.

MySpace was worse for me, I will admit that. Part of that is because MySpace allowed you to customize your profile, so there was a reason to get lost down the rabbit hole of checking out other people’s friends. I’d spend way too much time clicking someone and [...]


Moving and a Little Something Else.

So, I’m able to address a couple of things that some of my newer friends and older friends might find somewhat relevant. In short, I will be moving soon.

When we moved to Pennsylvania, we knew this wasn’t a permanent thing. I wanted to be close to New York City so I could come in, do [...]


7 Things I Won’t Do On Facebook

I’ve become a convert to facebook from MySpace. This happened some time ago due to MySpace turning from a social networking site to a bombardment of invitations to nightclubs to see some loser hit play on his iPod and call himself a DJ.

While I’m enjoying the site, I’m not using it to it’s fullest, but [...]


Life running out of characters

I’m a big fan of The Simpsons. I have been since day one. After 20 plus years of watching this show, I honestly can’t imagine being with out it. I know it’s not as good as it used to be, but I don’t care, it’s one of the most constant things in my life. That’s [...]


No more compliments

It’s amazing how quickly a compliment can slowly turn. Give it a try when you see a friend who’s lost a little weight.
 
“Wow, did you lose weight? You look good.”
 
“Thanks. Yes I did.”
 
“That’s crazy. I just…wow.”
 
“Thanks.”
 
“I’m just so surprised. I mean you’re REALLY looking good.”
 
“Um…thanks.”*”I mean, not that you didn’t look okay before, but now, [...]


Dude, can’t make it.

It’s only Wednesday and just about everything I’ve had planned to do seems to have, some how or another, fallen thru. I’m pretty good at rolling with the punches, but when you keep hearing that this is canceled or that’s not happening, it starts to get you a little down.
 
I think the worst part is [...]