Comedian Josh Goguen

Posts Tagged ‘internet’

Pulling it Back

I realized yesterday that I need to make a few changes and they seem to be intertwined into one solution. Spend less time on the internet!

When the internet first came about for the average person to access, it was touted as being one of the greatest advancements in human history. Imagine the ability to access [...]


Google, anyone???

Google is by far the most influential name on the internet. Google has changed so much from searching for information, mapping, even their e-mail service is impressive. Hey, my little internet browser has a little input box so I can access Google’s search with out visiting Google first. Yep, Google certainly is huge and it [...]


Odds and Ends

I’m looking to find a baby sitter, and so far that’s been a bit difficult. Anyone I ask doesn’t seem to know of any. I think part of the problem is I don’t know enough people where I live. I’m being punished for not being out going.
 
So, I did what you do when you don’t [...]


This Internet Do-hicky

Maybe it’s my first real step into old man territory, but the internet is starting to scare me. I keep hearing about new things like Google’s Latitude which uses your friends cellphones to tell you where they are at that moment. It starts off with, sounding interesting, but quickly turns to, disturbing.
 
“Well, you have to [...]


I sound like an emo douche.

I’m starting to feel like I want to unplug.
 
Every day there’s a swirl of information, disinformation, news, gossip, opinions, ideas, plans, complaints, promises and more. At some point, everything begins to feel fake; as if every moment is designed for entertainment and doesn’t have a real purpose.
 
My problem is, I enjoy being hooked into this [...]


MySpace on the brain.

Social websites harm children’s brains: Chilling warning to parents from top neuroscientist
 
This might be one of those which came first the chicken or the retarded teenager things, but according to this neuroscientist, Susan Greenfield, social networking is ruining the minds of kids.  I don’t know if I completely believe that sites like Twitter are actually rewiring the [...]


Click click crack.

How is there such a thing as internet addiction? I don’t mean how does it happen, because I must admit, there can be an unhealthy amount of time spent online. What I mean is, how do you determine when time wasting stops and the addition starts?
 
If you’re always on, but you’re also super productive about [...]


Knowing when.

One of the reasons I don’t like internet communities is that they’re called “internet communities”. Another reason is the people who don’t know that they don’t need to hit reply. Here’s an example:
 
Question: I’m going on this new medication called Vivance because I am having problems sleeping with Adderall. Anyone have any experience with Vivance? [...]


“You maniacs! You blew it up!”

Okay, so I’ve seen the pain olympics, 2 girls 1 cup, meat spin, and recently kids in a sand box. I can’t help but wonder if the guys who first started the internet in hopes of sharing a knowledge base cry every time someone sends them a link to one of these. It really is [...]