Comedian Josh Goguen

Posts Tagged ‘MySpace’

Sorry, you didn’t make the team.

I’m wasting too much time on Facebook. MySpace was worse for me, I will admit that. Part of that is because MySpace allowed you to customize your profile, so there was a reason to get lost down the rabbit hole of checking out other people’s friends. I’d spend way too much time clicking someone and [...]

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7 Things I Won’t Do On Facebook

I’ve become a convert to facebook from MySpace. This happened some time ago due to MySpace turning from a social networking site to a bombardment of invitations to nightclubs to see some loser hit play on his iPod and call himself a DJ. While I’m enjoying the site, I’m not using it to it’s fullest, [...]

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Keepin It Short

Microblogging, you know, things like Twitter is hampering my actual blogging. I’ve noticed myself writing less and less, but I thought it was because nothing was striking me, but I think the problem might be the ability to just throw up a quick idea and feel satisfaction that I’m putting myself out for the people [...]

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ARSENIC LULLABY: OMEGA

I’m not much of a comic book fan. The few things I do read are because they’re funny. In my opinion, the funniest book out there right now has been Arsenic Lullaby by Douglas Paszkiewicz. It’s some extraordinarily dark humor that I was introduced to several years ago and continue to enjoy.   Thanks to the creation of [...]

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MySpace on the brain.

Social websites harm children’s brains: Chilling warning to parents from top neuroscientist   This might be one of those which came first the chicken or the retarded teenager things, but according to this neuroscientist, Susan Greenfield, social networking is ruining the minds of kids.  I don’t know if I completely believe that sites like Twitter are actually [...]

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And I care because?

I just found out that I can now receive updates for whenever one of my friends becomes friends with a filmmaker, band, or comedian. How awesome is that? Now I’m just going to anxiously wait for MySpace to get the idea that I can’t wait to receive alerts for when my friends send someone else [...]

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BRING BACK WHORE/DOUCHE OF THE WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, for those of you who don’t know, I used to do something called “The MySpace Whore and Shirtless Douche of the Week”. Every week I would find a MySpace profile for some chick who’s self worth centered around how big of a whore she could be and one for some guy who insisted in [...]

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God bless anyone who leaves comments on MySpace now. It’s such a pain in the ass having to decipher that stupid jumble of letters and numbers and do it timely enough that it doesn’t refresh and make me start over.    How many “Yeah, I agree” comments are being lost because it’s just not worth [...]

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Who’s helping?

Just found the following when I logged into MySpace:   Sponsored Links Always & Tampax in Africa Always/Tampax Help African Girls Stay in School w/Pads & Education www.ProtectingFutures.com   Pads and education? I suppose they go together like chocolate and peanut butter. I’m sure it’s more of a push to make sure the schools aren’t [...]

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