So, I’m able to address a couple of things that some of my newer friends and older friends might find somewhat relevant. In short, I will be moving soon. When we moved to Pennsylvania, we knew this wasn’t a permanent thing. I wanted to be close to New York City so I could come in, [...]

I just watched this stiff douche lend his support for the proposed 18% tax on sugary drinks as a means to help curb the obesity epidemic. Watch as he tries to be as entertaining as Sham Wow guy. My favorite line is, “Of course, we if we keep drinking the same amount of soda we’ll [...]

I’ve tried to get this across on stage, but it’s just not working. Maybe it’ll work better in blog form.   In the past year, I’ve seen a lot of people walking around the Empire State Building stop to take pictures of it. They have their little digital camera or their phones out there framing [...]

If you’re ever by the Empire State Building, I recommend paying a visit to the Burger King one block south. This is perhaps the worst example of fast food service you will ever witness. Part of the insanity is that it’s not like they have a drive thru to worry about along with the walk [...]

I was in an Irish bar in New York and there was a young guy from Scotland there. He was drinking a Heineken, which seemed weird to me because I thought he would have gone for something a little more United Kingdom-y. There was some Irish drinking song that was wrapping up and on came [...]

This past Saturday I worked in Parsippany NJ with Patrice O’Neal, Kenny Michaels, and Dante Nero. First, I should apologize for not promoting it like I should have. I let the holidays keep me from being aggressive about it, but the show was sold out, so I don’t think it needed my help.   This [...]