Comedian Josh Goguen

Posts Tagged ‘steroids’

A-Roid? Not surprised.

Okay, how about we go with first things first? That’s why they’re called first things, because they go first. Is anyone surprised that Alex Rodriguez was on steroids? His last name is Rodriguez for crying out loud! See what I did there? I’m pretending to be racist as a cheap joke and it’s damned effective.
 
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In the spirit of Olympic competition

I’d like to recommend the documentary “Bigger-Stronger-Faster”. It covers the topic of performance enhancement. Steroids mostly, but it covers so much more. Greenies, beta blockers, eye surgery, what makes one performance enhancement okay and another bad?
 
Do you remember when Ben Johnson smashed Carl Lewis at the 1988 Olympic games in Seoul, Korea but he got [...]


Bazeball

Since this topic isn’t working too well for me on stage right now, I figure I’ll write this and maybe something magical will happen.
 
I am amazed by the amount of attention steroids in baseball has gotten. First of all, steroids are in all sports. If there actually is one sport out there where chemical enhancers [...]