White House to put up to 5,000 salad bars in schools When I was in the 8th grade, my school had a salad bar and I chose that over the regular lunch line food almost every day. I actually picked the salad bar because I figured I was able to get more food for my [...]

Cuddle Party Time! What’d you think I was saying? The economy can’t be that bad when I see a story about how cuddle parties are becoming popular. What does that have to do with the economy? If you want to become a cuddle party facilitator it’ll cost you $500 for a session in basic skills [...]

A little more on the whole Perez Hilton vs. Will.I.Am thing. Perez has learned a valuable lesson in cause and effect. He’s issued an apology for his decision to not walk away. He’s been going on and on about how violence is never the answer. A lot of people say that, usually it’s the person [...]

If I asked you if you had any suggestions on drinking more water, what would you possibly say? I know I’d probably say something like, “Just carry water with you and drink it.”   Well, I’m a moron apparently because an article by Intent published on Yahoo has a whopping 9 tips on how to [...]

Social websites harm children’s brains: Chilling warning to parents from top neuroscientist   This might be one of those which came first the chicken or the retarded teenager things, but according to this neuroscientist, Susan Greenfield, social networking is ruining the minds of kids.  I don’t know if I completely believe that sites like Twitter are actually [...]

While men in general can be stupid, men who are in horrible shape are so silly. I’ve been a member of several gyms since I was 11, and one of my favorite guys is the fat guy who does a lot of arm work. He’ll spend a decent amount of time benching, but the majority [...]