Comedian Josh Goguen

Posts Tagged ‘stupid’

CPT…

Cuddle Party Time! What’d you think I was saying?

The economy can’t be that bad when I see a story about how cuddle parties are becoming popular. What does that have to do with the economy? If you want to become a cuddle party facilitator it’ll cost you $500 for a session in basic skills and [...]


Ha Ha, Fffffff- part. 2

A little more on the whole Perez Hilton vs. Will.I.Am thing. Perez has learned a valuable lesson in cause and effect. He’s issued an apology for his decision to not walk away.

He’s been going on and on about how violence is never the answer. A lot of people say that, usually it’s the person getting [...]


H20

If I asked you if you had any suggestions on drinking more water, what would you possibly say? I know I’d probably say something like, “Just carry water with you and drink it.”
 
Well, I’m a moron apparently because an article by Intent published on Yahoo has a whopping 9 tips on how to drink more [...]


MySpace on the brain.

Social websites harm children’s brains: Chilling warning to parents from top neuroscientist
 
This might be one of those which came first the chicken or the retarded teenager things, but according to this neuroscientist, Susan Greenfield, social networking is ruining the minds of kids.  I don’t know if I completely believe that sites like Twitter are actually rewiring the [...]


Gym sillies.

While men in general can be stupid, men who are in horrible shape are so silly. I’ve been a member of several gyms since I was 11, and one of my favorite guys is the fat guy who does a lot of arm work. He’ll spend a decent amount of time benching, but the majority [...]